Unicorn Loser.

July 21, 2009

This is an example of how unicorns get bad reps.  This is upsetting – mocking the unicorn instead of celebrating it.

Ugh.  People these days – so rude.



July 4, 2009

American Unicorn

American Unicorn

“Okay guys, one more thing, this summer when you’re being inundated with all this American bicentennial Fourth Of July brouhaha, don’t forget what you’re celebrating, and that’s the fact that a bunch of slave-owning, aristocratic, white males didn’t want to pay their taxes.” – Ms. Ginny Stroud, Dazed and Confused

Unicorn Tattoos.

May 28, 2009

30 Awesomely Bad Unicorn Tattoos / holytaco.com

My favorites:

Fierce Unicorn

Fierce Unicorn

Hustlin Unicorn

Hustlin' Unicorn

*I do not condone the usage of unicorns in sexual positions and I think that substituting phallic images for the unicorn’s horn is disrespectful.

MY LITTLE PONY: Live-Action Trailer

May 7, 2009

These are a few of my favorite things.

April 29, 2009

ESPN Hearts Unicorns.

April 27, 2009
ESPN 4 Unicorns

ESPN 4 Unicorns

Someone embedded unicorn code onto ESPN.  If you go here and make the following key strokes:  Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Enter.  Keep hitting enter.  MAGIC HAPPENS ON YOUR SCREEN!

Now, if you care to read about how this happened (though you should just accept that unicorns work in magical ways):

Konami Code turns ESPN.com into a Lisa Frank wonderland / joystiq / by Griffin McElroy, Monday, April 27, 2009

Clock I Own