20th Century Fox decided to postpone tomorrow’s X-Men Origins: Wolverine premiere in Mexico City due to the swine hysteria. Bummer, since Obama made it down to Mexico and back unharmed by the disease and Wolverine is way more bad ass then the O-Bomb.
Why would Wolverine survive the swine flu? Via Entertainment Weekly:
Because Wolverine can take it. Because he’s got bones of crazy-hard metal and the heart of a genetically modified lion. Because he’s the best at what he does, and what he does isn’t very nice. Because he’s got a hairdo that only he can pull off. Because, even though he’s only five-foot-nothing in the comics, he’s played by the 6′ 2″ Hugh Jackman on the big screen. Because swine flu is something he puts on toast. Because he calls people “bub.”
Don’t you worry about Wolverine. Unless he shows up at your door…flanked by pirates carrying swine flu bagels.
Inspired by Entertainment Weekly’s strong praise (and in an effort to learn Photoshop), I created a piece of art as a tribute to Wolverine’s ability to kick swine flu’s ass:
Glad this shit hasn’t hit Chicago yet, because on Thursday night, I will be using these:
Posted by frumpyali 
