Facebook Quiz: Songs

July 29, 2009

This is going around Facebook, I was bored and played with it a little bit:

Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions.

Pick your Artist:
Phish

Are you a male or female:
Suzy Greenberg

Describe Yourself:
Moma Dance

How do you feel:
Sparkle
Rift

Describe where you currently live:
Cities

If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
2001
Wading in the Velvet Sea

Your favorite form of transportation:
Train Song
Cars Trucks Buses

Your best friend is:
Sleep

You and your best friends are:
My friend, My friend

What’s the weather like:
Fuck Your Face

Favorite time of day:
Silent in the Morning

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
When the Circus Comes to Town

What is life to you:
Joy
Destiny Unbound

Your last/current relationship:
Birds of a Feather

Your fear:
Buried Alive
Big Black Furry Creature from Mars

What is the best advice you have to give:
Run Like An Antelope

Thought for the Day:
Bounce Around the Room

How I would like to die:
Split Open and Melt

My motto:
You Enjoy Myself


Grateful To The Dead.

July 22, 2009

Grateful To The Dead
Courtney Boyd Myers, 07.22.09, 12:01 AM ET via Forbes.com

On a Friday in June, torrential rain showers and a crowd of 15,000 Phish fans (many without ponchos or shoes) descended on New York’s Jones Beach amphitheater, one of the band’s first stops on its summer tour. Despite the hurricane, hundreds of ticketless fans braved the rain, roaming the parking lot for extra passes to the sold out show.

While nearly everyone is feeling the economic pinch, hard times are nothing new to the music industry. Album sales are no longer paying the bills, but concert revenues are. That’s why industry giants like Warner Music Group require new artists to sign “multiple rights” contracts and “360 deals,” in which the company helps pay for and promote the tour in exchange for a significant percentage of profits from ticket sales, merchandise and endorsements. Often these deals are made in conjunction with ticket vendors like Live Nation and Ticketmaster–companies known to aggrieved music fans for adding on fees of up to $15 per ticket.

In this environment, the success of a few niche touring bands like Phish, Widespread Panic (WSP) and the Disco Biscuits, which reject such studio deals, is all the more remarkable. They keep their wallets thick with imaginative grassroots marketing and free distribution of their recordings, and by cultivating a symbiotic relationship with their devoted fan base.

In 2004, Phish held their “last” concert in Coventry, Vt., drawing 65,000 people, despite a storm that left hundreds of cars stranded on a one-lane highway and thousands of fans walking 15 miles to the stage. Four years later, in September 2008, the band members announced that they would reunite to play three nights at Hampton Coliseum in Hampton, Va., in March 2009. Days after Phish announced the reunion shows, and months before tickets went on sale, every hotel within 20 miles was booked solid.

In the months leading up to the Hampton concerts, Phish announced it would also go on tour in the summer of 2009 and play 25 shows (not including two nights at the Bonnaroo Music Festival, for which tickets are sold separately). Tickets were first available through Phish’s Web site, which reserved up to 50% of tickets for each show for the band to sell itself before making tickets available through Live Nation and Ticketmaster. For those band-sold tickets, which cost $50 a piece before processing fees, Phish debuted a lottery system in which fans were able to request tickets to whatever shows they wanted. Winners were notified a few months later, and the losers got their money back.

After the lottery, in mid-March, the first weekend tickets for the summer tour went on public sale via the ticketing companies. Ten million requests overwhelmed Live Nation’s Web site. Phish’s entire summer tour–over 400,000 tickets–sold out in a matter of hours. That’s over $200 million in ticket revenue–for just three months of touring. And it’s not so far behind mainstream pop’s biggest star, Britney Spears, who sold 614,949 concert tickets in the first half of 2009, according to the concert industry publication Pollstar.

Unlike Spears, Madonna and other stars who put on highly produced shows, Phish and WSP are known for their musical improvisation, which makes each night a new experience. When promoter Ron Delzin approached WSP’s manager Buck Williams to have the band play one night at Madison Square Garden, Williams says that he told Delzin, “No, I’m not sure I can sell out one night, I have to have two nights. With one day, we play just to New York City. With two, we play to the whole region, because people come in to see both shows, and it’s worth it for them to travel.” Delzin gave Williams what he wanted and WSP sold out two dates, Williams says.

And to whom should these moneymaking hirsute bands be grateful? The Grateful Dead, of course. They were the epitome of the touring band, gaining fans by word of mouth in the ’70s and ’80s. The band rarely had a hit song on the charts but became one of the highest-grossing live musical acts of its time.

Like the Grateful Dead, Phish and WSP are notorious for their open recording policies, encouraging fans to record their shows for free. “Music once spread through word of mouth. Now it happens on the Internet–very quickly,” says John Bell, the lead singer of WSP. While Internet downloads bite into record sales, it’s plausible that if these bands had enforced their copyright, they never would have achieved such popularity. Bell says, “It’s like being out in the Wild West, as new technology comes into play, new rules have to be crafted. And when I was younger, before the band even started, I’d run around and tape bands.” By allowing people to share shows and music for free over the Internet, Phish and WSP build exposure to their brands.

Bands with live acts worth paying for are able to avoid signing away rights to major music labels. Aron Magner of the Disco Biscuits, a trance jam band from Pennsylvania, says, “We’ve never signed with a label and never will. We’ve never had a problem drawing thousands of fans to our own summer festival, Camp Bisco.” The British band Radiohead, following great commercial success, turned the industry upside down with a “pay what you want” model for the release of their latest album, In Rainbows. Mash-up artist Girl Talk and small indie bands have followed suit. Last summer, both Girl Talk and Radiohead sold out entire tours.

Most niche bands market through their own Web sites. Widespreadpanic.com typically gets 750,000 hits a day while the band is on tour. These bands not only encourage others to record and share their music but also give it away themselves. Hours after Phish’s Hampton reunion show ended the entire three-day set could be downloaded–for free–on its site. A slew of other artists have disrupted the market with free giveaways as well, including Pretty Lights, a deejay who played at Camp Bisco in July 2009.

Amid an economic downturn, fans across the country are willing to make financial sacrifices to reunite with Phish. What’s even more charming about this two-decades-old band is that it gains new concert-goers all the time. As one non-fan who recently attended his first Phish concert (the rainy June show at Jones beach) says, “I think it’s all about the cultural intrigue. [As someone] not coming from that niche in society, it has a sort of hippie-mystique draw … I’d equate seeing a rare performance with getting a Wii before your friends get one.” Niche bands like Phish and WSP succeed by giving music fans what they want–free downloads, and inimitable live experiences.

Courtney Boyd Myers works for the opinions team at Forbes.


California Gone or Just Hovering?

July 13, 2009

I may have to retract the previous post.  Another piece of the Save the Date puzzle:

Is Cali gone or is it just hovering? Found this via Jamtopia.com – apparently the California hasn’t been completely removed, rather is it hovering somewhere near “Canada”.  Canada is not on the map, this is sort of a retarded description.

Here’s how you do it:

Macs – Hold command and use the +/- buttons.

Windows – Hold control and use the +/- buttons.

Save the Date - Phish Festival 2009

Save the Date - Phish Festival 2009


Phish.com puts Indio, CA rumors to rest.

July 13, 2009

Save the Date - Phish Festival 2009

Save the Date - Phish Festival 2009

California has been removed from the Save the Date map for Phish’s upcoming Halloween Festival. Strong rumors were floating around that the unannounced festival location would be in Indio, California on the festival grounds of Cochella.

While the Cochella grounds weren’t a solidified rumor, it appeared that the Los Angeles area was a shoo-in as the below list began to circle widley around the internet:

Rumored Fall 2009 Phish Tour

Rumored Fall 2009 Phish Tour

Sure, we all seemed to have our doubts that Phish would play a polo club, though, I was okay with this rumor – why not throw in another element of hilarity to three days of wooks in costume.  I personally would have reserved at least one night’s costume as a lawn jockey.

(Insert Lawn Jockey song from Simpsons Episode:  Saddlesore Galactica when the evil lawn jockeys kidnap Homer for shits and giggles – video not available online)

Most of you have caught on by now that my gentleman friend works in the music industry.  I can get a lot of information via him.  Information that I have been told is not blog material because it jeopardizes contractual shit between promoter and artist.  Basically, I can’t be blogging all over “Opinions” with “pillow talk” chat I engage in with my boyfriend about upcoming concert news.  It’s sorta like why Nancy Botwin and Agent Peter Scottsen had to marry in Season 2 of Weeds, when it was revealed the drug dealer was dating a DEA agent.  Anyway – back to Phish.  My gentleman friend dug a bit for me with his talent buyer (and avid Phish fan) friend, who also confirmed the Indio, CA rumors.

To further the rumors going around amongst Twitter and wook word of mouth, a local paper announced on July 2nd that local hotels were reported to be completely booked:   Hotel bookings up following Phish rumor / by Monica Torline / The Desert Sun / Thursday, July 2

I sent out a tweet to the #Phish community on July 7th:

Genuinely considering just booking flights to LA for #phish Halloween. So not me to do that unconfirmed. #phishphans – thoughts?

I received an overwhelming response from the twitter community to YES, BOOK THAT FLIGHT.   Luckily I listened to the advice of my gentleman friend who was weary of booking anything before confirmation as well as my trustworthy, seasoned tour friends who advised to hold my panties until we got confirmation.

It’s interesting to track how this rumors got started and how widely they have been accepted as fact in the past few month.  Phish tours require little to no marketing by a concert promoter.  They have millions of people hooked onto a “Save the Date” website tease which was released just days after the close of part one of the summer tour.  I wrote a paper for one of my music classes my senior year at Iowa about the “Power of Phish music  sustaining without traditional marketing and promotion techniques”.  The “Save the Date” site further can be sited as an example of this.  You don’t need corporate, corrupt sell outs like Live Nation, when the band and the music is actually good.  You can promote a band and create a following through CREATIVE, CHEAP MARKETING, a trading culture (of music and tickets), and simple, archaic “word of mouth”.

So Phish got us this time – at least for now.  A lot of phans put their eggs in the California basket and were wrong.  There are still those out there that hold on to the hope:

@PhanArt since cali didnt get blown up or permanently removed, i think its safe to say they are just F$%&ing with us. cali will return

Whatever happens with the Halloween Festival location, I’m sure Trey is getting a chuckle out of all this and I, personally, will not make travel arrangements to any unconfirmed shows – let this be a lesson in not making rash decisions.


Save the Date: 3 Day Phish Halloween Festival

June 26, 2009

God damn, I love this band. Rumors for location have included Texas, Cochella site, and Vegas. Yummy. Costume planning starts – NOW.

www.phish.com/savethedate

Save the Date - Phish Festival 2009

Save the Date - Phish Festival 2009


Finally Fenway.

June 11, 2009
Walking into Fenway

Walking into Fenway

As we walked from the hotel all that was going through my mind and through my fingers via twitter – Holy fucking shit – finally walking to Fenway to see Phish!  We were a little late getting to the park so we didn’t get to loop the outside of the park as intended.  There were vendors selling merch, people littered the streets being crunchy and wearing costumes.  People were actually selling tickets at face  value which makes me believe that I could make it to any Phish show I’d ever want to see and be able to get in.

My sister and I with a pirate and some guy in pajamas

My sister and I with a pirate and some guy in pajamas

This leads me into a small digression.  As soon as I got back from Boston all I wanted was to go see Phish again, I was hooked and made it a goal to get Deer Creek tickets, a show I had heard from fellow phans on Twitter could be hard to come by.  To my surprise the majority of the tickets I found on craigslist (not Jambase or Phantasy Tour – communities that have sprung up that promote and serve as a vehicle for ticket trading) were trade offers of people selling at face value.  Got three tickets coming my way tomorrow.

Everyone was fucking psyched for this show.  There was just a general good feeling in the air.  The show was delayed for a few minutes as it started to rain slightly hard.  An announcer came on – reminding the fans of the rules of the Fenway Stadium (so cool – just like at at game) and directed the audience to the pitcher’s mound.  The boys started the show at the pitchers mound wearing Red Sox jerseys singing in a acapella, naturally the Star Spangled Banner.  Here’s a shot off the screen:

Phish singing the Star Spangled Banner in Fenway

Phish singing the Star Spangled Banner in Fenway

I’m a cheese ball but I then experienced what I now deem as my perfect Phish moment.  They started with Sample.  It was raining.  In the middle of the song the rain let up and rainbows sprouted around the stadium.

Rainbow @ Fenway

Rainbow @ Fenway

It was beautiful and I still can’t tell that story without getting a giant smile on my face.  The sound was a little wonky throughout the first set, but I honestly didn’t hear it until I downloaded the show and listened to it back at home.  I really was wrapped in a moment and the memory of Phish from when I was  16 and developed a love for Phish which I think was probably the first quality band I fell in love with.

Night’s Set List and my comments:

SET ONE

  1. Star Spangled Banner (1:52) – Very raw way to start the show.  Lots of talk that they would open with this, but the mound was a neat surprise.  Boston jerseys total cool touch.
  2. Sample in a Jar (6:19) – The Rainbow Song!
  3. The Moma Dance (7:17)
  4. Chalk Dust Torture (8:02)
  5. Ocelot (7:32) – This is going to be a new favorite jam song. Lots of build ups and climaxes – ups and down.  Perfect hippie music.
  6. Stash (11:31)
  7. Bouncing Around the Room (3:51)
  8. Poor Heart (2:45) -  I get down with the twangy jigs.
  9. Limb By Limb (7:47)
  10. Wading in the Velvet Sea (4:42)
  11. Down with Disease (11:47) – One of my very favorite songs of the night.  Jammed the fuck out.  Here’s our video:youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJx36eIpeSE]
  12. Destiny Unbound (6:19) – Last time this song was played was in February 20063.  It’s a rare song that we got to experience in a cool ass place.Phish is an extremely prolific band that wrote a dozen songs for each one they kept and played. Thus, songs often appeared briefly in a tour and then disappeared, becoming fabled rarities. In the case of Destiny Unbound, to which this occurred, Phish fans, over time, requested it more and more, until it acquired a mythical connotation. Destiny Unbound was jokingly synonymous with the impossible. (via Wikipedia)
  13. Character Zero (8:16)

SET TWO

  1. Tweezer (13:41) – At this point a Tweezer Reprise as the encore was inevitable.
  2. Light (5:12) – New Song that didn’t turn me on that much.
  3. Bathtub Gin (11:18)
  4. David Bowie (12:01) – DAVID BOWIE – dunt, dunt, dunt – DAVID BOWIE  !!!!  WOOOT!
  5. Time Turns Elastic (17:30) – They released this randomly on itunes a week before the Spring Tour started.  It got mixed reviews.  I didn’t get to give it too close of a listen before the show, but this was so sick.  Another great new jam favorite.
  6. Free (8:48) – This is my gentleman friend’s first favorite Phish song.  I’m glad since he came all the way out to Boston for his first Phish show, he got to hear it.
  7. Curtis Lowe (5:21) – Very much appreciate this song now that I’ve listened to the show a million times during the past few weeks.
  8. You Enjoy Myself (22:25) – Over 20 minute YEM, I don’t think you could ask for a better song to end a set with.

ENCORE – FUCKING PERFECT ENCORE

  1. Cavern (4:41)
  2. Good Times, Bad Times (6:02)
  3. Tweezer Reprise (3:38)
  • First Ocelot
  • First Light
  • First Time Turns Elastic

As Phish continued the Spring Tour up the east coast and moving southwest, livephish.com will email you the setlists of each night and the links to download.  Fenway and the first night of Jones Beach have by far been the two most impressive nights.  I’m glad I got to catch one.

I love how each Phish show I go to I meet other fans and get their story.  This time I met a woman who was having contractions but was still at the show.  My sister and I went over to meet her and her husband during intermission because we spotted her wearing a “Piper” and “Wilson” shirt with arrows posted to her belly.

Pregnant at Phish

Pregnant at Phish

I want to BE this couple.  They had gone to Coventry and the show left a bad taste in the husband’s mouth; she knew it was important for him to be at this show.  They were genuinely considering “Wilson” and “Piper” for their expected twins.  If Phish had played “Guyute” – there would have been one unfortunate person in the world named after an ugly fictitious pig.  Hell of a story though, warms my heart.

Best photos I got from at the show:

Stage @ Fenway

Stage @ Fenway

Phish @ Fenway

Phish @ Fenway

Phish at Fenway

Phish @ Fenway

Phish @ Fenway

Phish @ Fenway

Crowd Leaving Show

Crowd Leaving Show

Some crap I kept from the show:

Official Phish Fenway Art Poster

Official Phish Fenway Art Poster 207/1000

Bag Check!

Bag Check!

Cover Band Post Show after the Show

Cover Band Post Show after the Show

Next up – Deer Creek, jea!


Please her with a Tweezer (Phenway Teaser).

June 3, 2009

Phish did more than please me with a tweezer on Sunday night in Fenway Park.

Moving, going to Boston, working on the new got milk? processor catalog has put me a little behind on blogging – sorry loyal readership!

Pictures and review of Phenway coming soon!

Phish | Fenway | 5/31/09 @amontag

Phish | Fenway | 5/31/09 @amontag


Phenway: 10 Days Away.

May 21, 2009

BASEBALL AND PHISH COLLIDE IN ONE WEEK FROM SUNDAY – KICKING OFF PHISH’S FIRST SUMMER TOUR SINCE 2004!

Phenway Park Season Opener

Here’s a list of Red Sox player nicknames inspired by a Phish song or cover (via Boston.com)

The Hall of Fame:

OrTweezer/ OrTweeprise (“Tweezer” -”Tweeprise”/David Ortiz)

Youk Enjoy Myself (“You Enjoy Myself”/Kevin Youkilis)

Ellsburied Alive (“Buried Alive”/Jacoby Ellsbury)

Matsuzaka Policeman (“Makisupa Policeman”/Daisuke Matsuzaka)

RemDawg Stole Things (“Dogs Stole Things”/Jerry Remy)

Okajima Ceremony (“Oh Kee Pa Ceremony”/Hideki Okajima)

Saito Killer (“Psycho Killer”/ Takashi Saito)

ChalkDustin Pedroia (“Chalk Dust Torture”/Dustin Pedroia)

On the roster:

Split Open and Kielty (“Split Open and Melt”/Bobby Kielty)

Jason Varitek- “Punch You in the Eye”

The Manny Who Stepped Into Yesterday

Francona Dance (“Moma Dance”/Terry Francona)

HaHaHavier Lopez (“Ha, Ha, Ha”/Javier Lopez)

Sample in Millar (“Sample in a Jar”/Kevin Millar)

Julius Yamarez (“Ya Mar”/Julian Tavarez)

Runaway Timlin (“Runaway Jim”/Mike Timlin)

“Character Zero” – JD Drew

Back to the minors:

Jonathan Piperbon (“Piper”/Jonathan Papelbon)

Buffalo Bill Mueller (“Buffalo Bill”/Bill Mueller)

Beckett on the Train (“Back on the Train”/Josh Beckett)

Timlin Ho! (“Timber Ho!”/Mike Timlin)

“Wolfman’s Brother” (Johnny Damon)

Uncle Pineiro (“Uncle Pen”/Joel Pineiro)

MDC Bag (“AC/DC Bag”/Manny Delcarmen)

Coco Twist (“Twist”/Coco Crisp)

His name could only be… / Boston Sports Blog, Boston.com / by Eric Wilbur, May 21, 2009


Phenway: 11 Days Away.

May 20, 2009
Phenway

Phenway

I’m going to Boston to fulfill an all time dream of mine – to see Phish somewhere other than Alpine Valley or Deer Creek.  No joke, if I was a terminally ill kid, I would use my “Make A Wish” to get out to Boston to see Phish play at the oldest ballpark in the country – Fenway.

Since this tour is starting an Fenway and the tickets insinuate that each show of the summer tour is going to be given a chronological number much like the season ticket holders of baseball games, my gentleman friend posted the tickets and asked for suggestions of where to visit while in Boston on the Bleed Cubbie Blue site.

Check out the discussion they have going on over at BCB.

Now – I’m asking my readership the same – what’s great in Boston that we can’t miss in the 3 days we’ll be chillin’ there?

Batter up:


FENWAY TICKETS HAVE ARRIVED!

May 19, 2009
Phish @ Fenway Park, 5/31/09 Tickets

Phish @ Fenway Park, 5/31/09 Tickets

Phish @ Fenway Park, 5/31/09 Tickets

Phish @ Fenway Park, 5/31/09 Tickets

UPDATED:  Sorry – I took this down earlier today because some haters on Twitter started hollering from outta nowhere that people could counterfeit my shit and I should watch out.  Had a minor (okay MAJOR) panic attack and took it down.  But here’s the deal, I’m a hippie nerd grown to paranoia for obvious reasons.

Considering all the ticketing debates – with Live Nation printing “ALEXANDRA MONTAG” on all 6 of my No Doubt tickets and Trent Reznor making fairly public announcements denouncing scalping – I asked myself if I was part of the whole fraud ticketing system that goes on in conjuntion with every ticketed event.  I freaked out, got home from work, grew a pair and here we are:

5 Reasons It’s Okay to Post Tickets Online Before the Date of the Event

1.  This shit is art.  Phish tickets can be really raw, especially for these “special” shows.  Hampton tickets – raw.  Las Vegas tickets – raw.  I’m getting my stubs professionally mounded and framed with the rest of my summer Phish show tickets.  I’ve been twitting with people who’ve I’ve never met and only know because of our common interest is Phish for weeks in anticipation of what the Fenway tickets were going to look like.

2.  I scanned the tickets in at work.  On a low resolution standard office printer/scanner machine.  The hologram at the top looks like a faded, yellow strip.

3.  Festival Crashers posted their Hampton tickets 2/2/09 – Hampton shows were 3/6 to 3/8.

Hampton Tickets

4.  I got a gentleman friend who works for the security company that patrols the Chicago Bears home games at Soldier Field.  On a per game average,  300 people try to get in with counterfeit tickets and 95% of these people (either legit fucktards or naive assholes) are caught when the tickets are scanned at the gate.  The handful who do get in, get asked to go down to the box office as soon as a second ticket of the same seat scans through.  So – those odds are in my favor.

5.  I bought these tickets. I have the credit card statement with the charge from the Phish ticketing system, I have the confirmation that I purchased the tickets as well as the tracking information email that I got on Saturday.  I would win any “struggle” that did occur.

The shitty thing about this is the poor wook who scalps a ticket in the lot (will there be a lot at Fenway?) and is out the cash money.  And that, for sure sucks.


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